Too Much Bacon For My Pants
© Mark Betcher
Too old for the rock n roll show
Chain saw damaged hearing
is set to go
The beer goes down and I’m asleep by nine
The band cranks
up and whales a few lines
The words fail me but I know they
rhyme
It’s the audio level that messes with my mind
Too much
bacon for my pants
It’s too loud, my tuning
forks ring
What’s
that Dude playing when he plays that thing?
The question I have
for you goes like this
Is there too much bacon for the pan?
Is there is too much bacon
for the band?
Is there too much bacon for my pants?
Too much bacon for my pants
I tell my wife in a rant
Honey, I've got too much bacon
in my pants!
I've heard this one before, my lovely man
It's so
like, Too much bacon in my can!
Sung by that Dude, that Soul
Coughing Man
I can't touch that... too much bacon in her
can
Too much bacon in her can
In the morning I take coffee with
cream
I hum a tune, too much pork in my beans
I mix orange juice from a can
Too much bacon, green eggs and ham
It's too much bacon
in my pan
Too much breakfast food for an old man
Too much bacon for my pants
I think day and night and my ears still ring
I love Larwence
Welk, forget this thing
The question I have for you goes
like this
Is there too much bacon for the pan?
Is there is too much bacon
for the band?
Is there too much bacon for my pants?
Too much bacon for my pants!
At this
age I start to care less...
That I've got
too much bacon for my pants
Pass it on to my... my generation
That bacon in a pan
Too much meat for a vegetarian
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