Million Year Old Birthday
Blues
© Mark Betcher
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday
To you!
I singing to you these happy Birthday Blues
Now you just turned 50... What are you going to do?
Your about a million years old now and that’s bad news
for you
Happy Birthday! Oh what a horrible mess...
Your mind thinks your young. But your body wants its' eternal
rest
Now don’t you worry. Your best years are still to come...
I’d say that to your face but I know you anit that
dumb
You anit that
Dumb
You're smarter than that
Why, you're highly edumacated...
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Happy Birthday! Forget those lines in
your face...
Forget your sagging bottom... Let that rump roast age with
grace!
Just be thankful your teeth are still intact
And you can still move mail through your intestinal tract
Happy Birthday! Why are you turning blue?
Well, you’ve just turned 50... There’s no one
you can sue!
Did you ever see the painting of Dorian Gray?
You should consider buying a painting like that for yourself
today
Go out and
buy a painting
Hang it on the wall
You might make the artist feel younger!
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You make a good grand ma or a good grand
pap!
Wouldn't your face look younger if you could just take
your beauty nap?
It’s OK... Now you can join A A R P
A retired person qualifies for discounts don’t you
see?
Happy Birthday to you! Let us change this tune!
Let’s sing a happy song. Let's shoot for
the moon!
Today you’ve turned 50! We've made a big deal
over you!
Now blow out the candles and blow away your old birthday
blues..
Come on forget
it
Forget that you creak and groan
Forget that you are ready for
the home
Forget it
Forget that your hair turned gray
Forget that is
senior’s day
Forget that your NEXT IN LINE for Father Time
Forget
it
Forget those stretchy pants
Forget
to remember what you can’t
Forget that you’re sitting
there like a potted plant
FORGET IT! |
Happy Birthday to you! Let us change this tune!
Let's sing a happy song. Let's shoot for
the moon!
Today you’ve turned 50! We’ve made a big deal
over you!
It's time to blow out the candles.....
and wish away
those million year old... birthday blues
...those million year old birthday
blues
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