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Crazy Mark Betcher Stories

Want to help out? I didn't think so... no one ever does. I'm so depressed. What? You say you want to brighten my darkness by darkening your brightness with unique products from my cafepress designer line? I thank you from the bottom of my pitiless heart! Images below link to the shopping cart page for that particular item.

Uncle Grumpy T Shirt

Great new Uncle Grumpy T. White is a cheer-you-up color for these bleak times. Get yours today!

Uncle Grumpy T Shirt The amazing new Uncle Grumpy Mouse Pad. Run your fingers over one and feel the lovely silky smoothness!
Uncle Grumpy T Shirt Totally awesome trucker hat. You tell'em Grumpy! Damn!
Uncle Grumpy T Shirt Get totally hammered with my new Uncle Grumpy Coaster. OK... you can use it for pop and ice tea if you have too... Lightweigth!
Uncle Grumpy T Shirt Just when you thought that you had everything you crave... and now this? My God... how can you live with out this? It isn't possible!
Uncle Grumpy T Shirt It's amazing how much time I spend to make it look like something is happening while I wait for the hand of death to grip me. Wait... that would be Uncle Depresssing... not Uncle Grumpy... WTF... they are both SOBs.
Uncle Grumpy T Shirt Impress your friends! Be the first on the block to mail out Punchie Greeting Cards. Do it now before Punchie takes a dislike to you...
Uncle Grumpy T Shirt Impress your friends! What again? Hell yes! Buy this Punchie Journal today... Damn it!