Taliban Elves Christmas Song

© Mark Betcher

We are the Taliban Elves. Die infidel die
We will behead you for Christmas. Die infidel die
We are the Taliban Elves. And we are coming for you

Slice off the head. Don’t stop now he’s not quite dead
Use a dull butter knife. This is our way of life
We are the Taliban Elves. And we are coming for you

Christmas time. A time for Infidels to die
Christmas time. I’m dreaming of virgins in white
All we need to do is blow ourselves up and we’ll be screwing them on Christmas Night

We hijacked Old Rudolph and flew him down your chimney
We cut your head off and now we are talking to our attorney
We are the Taliban Elves. And we are coming for you

Peace on Earth good will towards men
I hide a dirty nuke in your Christmas Stocking
We are the Taliban Elves. And we are coming for you

Christmas time. A time for Infidels to die
Christmas time. I’m dreaming of virgins in white
All I need to do is blow myself up and I’ll be screwing them on Christmas night

We are the Taliban Elves. Die infidel die
We will behead you for Christmas. Die infidel die
We are the Taliban Elves. And we are coming for you